Sooners News Daily 12.11.14

FOOTBALL

Yes. Yes, it does.

Sigh.

Following up on that, the full database of assistant coaches salaries. Spoiler alert: Based on 2014, this will probably depress you. (USA Today)

Wow, another hire totally out of left field.

The best.

RECRUITING

Picture 2

OTHER

I’ll probably be alone here, but I laughed at this for a good solid five minutes yesterday. Dude in the green goes about 7’5″….in high school.

Kind of trippy to look like you’re walking on water.

Chuckles.

It can’t be any worse than the first one, right?

 

Bad. Ass.

 

28 Comments

  • SoonerfanTU says:

    How could you not like the first Hot Tub Time Machine? Corny? Yes. But it was pretty funny.

    • Eric Hoffpauir says:

      I hated it. But strangely, I really want to see the sequel based off that trailer.

      • boomersooner says:

        Really? What did you hate about it? I thought it was hilarious. Too much cussing but pretty funny

  • Spartacus says:

    Feaux Pelini is one of the more funny parody accounts, Fake Lou Holtz is up there as well.

  • Jeremy Phillips says:

    Great videos today… That hoops one is hilarious!

  • Sooner Ray says:

    I really want to walk on that ice.

  • lovethemsooners says:

    The guys in the hoops video look like the number 10 when they are standing together.

  • Eric Hoffpauir says:

    Mad Max? Yes please.

  • Sam Philbeck says:

    Mad Max is my number one most anticipated movie of next year. Looks amazing. Hot Tub Time Machine 2 looks funny.

    • paganpink says:

      Charlize Theron won’t be 40 till next year but her looks have sure gone to the dogs, huh? That post apocalyptic world is rough on your skincare I guess, LOL. George Miller, though, and three years in the making! Sweet.

  • Soonerfandave84 says:

    Good to see that Bob and Monty are there with Kish at DeBerry’s in home. Hopefully that visit will seal the deal so to speak.

  • Zack says:

    So far I haven’t seen mike mentioned on the recruiting trail. Is he looking at homes in Wisconsin?

  • Jeff says:

    Not sure why OU is offering guys so late, looks like they will miss out on a lot of players they have been recruiting for a while

    • SamSooner says:

      Some of these kids are slow playing the coaches, I suspect. Some of them like the attention. Sometimes we covet the wrong thing: the perceived best player. It might be best to find 10-12 guys who are good at their position and offer them all. Can’t miss that way.

  • SoonerSouthoftheRed says:

    I was really hoping to not see Kish in any pictures…and Heupel.

    • Zack says:

      I don’t think that’s an indication of Kish’s future. I think he will be gone if especially if they miss out on deberry, McKee and mcguinnis.

    • ratman says:

      Speaking of pics I haven’t seen Mike Stoops in any and BJW is going all over the country speaking to secondary recruits/offers. I wonder if something is up???

  • boomersooner says:

    I had no idea Ezekiel Turner’s dad was Michael Wilbon 🙂

  • leatherneck1061 says:

    Much obliged for the link to fake Bo Pelini. Now that is some funny stuff.

  • Easton says:

    I got about twenty seconds of laugh, and I’m on a minute afterburn smile for that Vine video.

  • Gary Robbins says:

    Full court press on DeBerry-love it.
    Barnett to Nebraska-?
    Calling M. Stoops and has J. Norvell been out recruiting.
    Lmao on the basketball clip. The look on #55 is classic.
    Thanks Jordan.

  • CS says:

    Anyone has the scoop on why coaches will take a demotion rather than stay at Wisconsin? First Bret and now Gary, I don’t understand this much!

    • Sooner_Ace says:

      Wasn’t Anderson the HBC @ Utah St prior to Wiscy and before that DC at Utah? He knows that region pretty well. That could explain the move to OSU, plus just maybe he saw the writiing on the wall at Wiscy after MGIII gets drafted.